Bullet Comments Warn of What's Coming! The Little Snake Demon Makes a Move on the Mad Immortal Venerable

[Two male leads + fantasy xianxia + transmigrate into a book + live-commentary overlays + snake demon + everyday life + sweet romance + both are each other's only partners]

Song Tingfeng was a straight-laced man who suddenly transmigrated into a melodramatic cultivation novel and became the nominal Daoist partner of Xie Changye, the aloof Immortal Venerable and greatest demon hunter under heaven.

Three months into their bond, the Immortal Venerable was as cold as snow in white robes, and the two of them treated each other like “ice.”

Song Tingfeng thought it was great: safe, peaceful, and nobody telling him what to do.

Until a screen full of golden live comments suddenly exploded before his eyes:

[High-octane scene ahead! Honey, run! Your snake-demon rut will hit full force in thirty days! This cold Immortal Venerable is already forging chains! He's going to force a mating mark on you!]

Song Tingfeng: ?

Run my ass. I'm a grown man, seven feet tall. Better to make the first move and bed him than let him chain me up!

And so began his grand “reverse seduction of the Immortal Venerable” plan

He used the excuse of pouring tea to touch the man's hand, claimed he was cold so he could crawl into the man's bed, and used a hot spring soak as an excuse to press himself against those abs...

He thought he was getting all the benefits.

Then his rut arrived. His eyes reddened as he pinned the Immortal Venerable against the side of the pool, but before he could deliver a threat

Xie Changye grabbed the back of his head and, with icy fingertips, precisely pinched the vulnerable spot on his lower-back snake tail.

Song Tingfeng's lower back went weak, and he melted into the Immortal Venerable's arms.

The other man leaned close to his ear, his cool voice whispering, “My dear wife, you walked right into my trap... Your husband has been waiting for you.”

Song Tingfeng: Wait, which of us is forcing the other?!

The live comments flooded the screen in tears: [We told you to run! Who told you to put yourself right in his mouth?!]