Family Seized and Exiled? I Went on a Rampage and Cleared Out the Whole City

[Everyone Can Hear Thoughts] [Unhinged Comedy] [Emptying the Space] [Exile and Infrastructure Building] [No Wallowing in Self-Doubt] [Decisive and Ruthless]

Wen Yao, a tough emergency room doctor, dies suddenly and transmigrates into a book, becoming a concubine-born daughter sent to marry the disabled God of War Prince as a substitute bride, to bring him good luck.

On their wedding night, an imperial decree arrives: Her entire family is to be stripped of their titles and possessions, then exiled to the far northern wilderness!

The disabled God of War, Xiao Chenyuan, lifts a cup of poisoned wine, ready to kill himself, while the Old Princess Consort prepares to hang herself to preserve her virtue.

Wen Yao puts on a sweet, tearful face. "Your Highness, don't be afraid. I'll follow you in death..."

In her heart, she curses up a storm:

[Drink! Drink your grandma's leg! What a waste of those broad shoulders, narrow waist, and eight-pack abs. If you die, who's going to be my workhorse and pull the cart?!]

[Granny, hurry and throw away the white silk! While the eunuch is reading the imperial decree in the front hall, I'll stash all the gold and silver from the secret vault in my space. I won't leave that dog emperor a single hair!]

[And here's a little spoiler: The young eunuch beside the imperial messenger is his biological son, and the emperor's favorite concubine is carrying the prime minister's child. Hahahaha!]

Xiao Chenyuan: "???"

The Old Princess Consort: "!!!"