[Comedic Contrast] [Fiercely Protective] [Making Up for Regrets]
After transmigrating into a tomb-raiding world, Lu Ye became an unregistered nobody whom Wu Xie had picked up from the dead from the start?
To earn a meal, Lu Ye grabbed Zhang Qiling's finger. "Bro, your fate is short on earth. Let me tell your fortune!"
[Ding! You successfully left Zhang Qiling speechless and activated the God-Tier Supernatural Shenanigans System!]
From then on, the terrifying tomb-raiding adventures took a whole new turn.
Trapped in a corpse cave, with corpse beetles swarming like a tide?
Lu Ye whipped out a powerful square-dancing speaker. One rendition of "Good Fortune Comes" sent the countless bugs scattering, leaving Wu Xie questioning everything he knew!
A thousand-year-old female ghost blocks the way?
Lu Ye bellowed, "I can catch a blade barehanded, one hundred percent of the time!" The ghost immediately dropped to her knees and caught the baton, while Zhang Qiling's hand trembled slightly as he reached for his knife!
A hallucinatory maze, with a banshee clinging to them?
Lu Ye flung a bottle of heavy-duty makeup remover at her. The banshee was instantly stripped of her makeup and fled, covering her face!
Pangzi: "Ever since Brother Ye joined us, every tomb trip has been thrilling. We should just call ourselves Tomb-Raiding F4!"
Wu Xie: "Brother Ye may not seem quite right in the head, but damn, he makes me feel safe!"
Bro: "..." (Silently drawing his blade and playing along.)
No angst, no tragedy, and everyone survives. Just the purest brotherhood!
No ten-year promise spent alone guarding the Bronze Gate, no red sorghum for Pan Zi, and no heartbreaking regrets.
The whole point is: have a blast raiding tombs, then all go home together!
Tomb-Raiding F4: Unstoppable!