[No System + No Wu Xie + New Iron Triangle + Max-Level Toddler's Overwhelming Power + Hilarious Contrast + Healing Xiao Ge + Everyone's Favorite + Original Settings]
Zhang Qiling goes alone into a tomb, searching for the path that brought him here.
Then, without warning, the ceiling splits open and a five- or six-year-old toddler in a little Taoist robe drops straight into his arms.
The little girl isn't afraid of the blood corpse. She kicks it right into the wall, then lifts her chin with a frosty look. “So you're my unlucky big brother? Mom kicked me down here to save you?”
At first, Zhang Qiling refuses.
But the call of their shared blood can't lie. His mother, long dead, has actually returned to the cultivation world after surviving her tribulation, and casually kicked her max-level little daughter down here to “protect his path”!
From then on, the mute Zhang, feared throughout the underworld, begins his miserable (and hilarious) life as an unwilling babysitter.
When they encounter a zongzi or a blood corpse, Zhang Qiling gets ready to cut his finger and spill some blood.
But the toddler smacks the monster flying. “How dare you! My unlucky big brother's blood is not to be wasted on ugly creatures like you!”
When they face a deadly killing formation, Hei Xiazi and Wang Pangzi frantically calculate their fortunes.
The toddler impatiently punches through the ceiling. “This is just a cheap mortal trick. Watch me break every spell with brute force!”
Fate? Shackles? The Bronze Gate?
Ye Sige sneers. “You dare bully my brother? I'll dig up every one of your ancestors' graves!”
Hei Xiazi: “I can't afford to cross this little lady.”
Wang Pangzi: “Stick with the little lady and you'll be swimming in burial loot!”
Zhang Qiling looks at the “Your Majesty” in his arms, who's clinging to him for dear life because she's afraid of bugs and drooling all over him. The corners of his mouth lift slightly. So this is what it feels like to have someone protect you. It's not bad.
