You Want Me to Talk About the Big Picture? Let the Older Generation Talk to You First

Lu Chen has just broken up with his girlfriend and is eating dog-meat hotpot at a little restaurant when an extreme-vegan streamer shoves a camera in his face: “People who eat meat deserve to go to hell! Don’t you have a conscience?!” [Moral Debate System] activated! Lu Chen raises his glass and fires back with an old-school retort: “Seventy years ago, our heroes ate canned food to defend the country. By your logic, they should go to hell too? Who gave you the nerve to build your fake compassionate image by standing on the backs of our heroes?!” “You’re wearing three-thousand-yuan genuine leather boots and lipstick made with animal fat, yet you come here preaching compassion? That’s not kindness, it’s hypocrisy at its finest!” Three minutes of hard-hitting retorts later, the influencer breaks down and the whole internet floods him with likes! [Ding! S-rank settlement. One million in prize money deposited instantly!] After he becomes a trending sensation, his ex-girlfriend messages him. Lu Chen remains expressionless and taps [Add to Blocklist]. From then on, he becomes a master debater…