I Became a Conceptual Ox at the Start, and You Think You Can Kill Me?

[Quick Transmigration] + [Nonhuman protagonist] Infinite worlds, new concepts. Have you ever heard someone make the bold claim, “I’m strong enough to beat a cow to death right now”? Across endless worlds, that’s not something you can say lightly! Lin Fan, a once-in-a-century prodigy of the Qingyun Sect, has reached the peak of the Golden Core stage. Full of confidence, he swears to slaughter a cow and prove his Dao. Then a “conceptual cow” appears out of nowhere, looking adorably vacant as it chews on grass roots. It treats his Qingyun Sword Art like a back scratch, snacks on his Mountain-Suppressing Seal, and even leaves the Dao heart of a Nascent Soul elder utterly shattered with a single “Moo.” That’s right, this cow is me: Niu Abao. I’m just an ordinary, harmless cow. But whenever someone dares to utter the provocative phrase “beat a cow to death,” I’m forced to transmigrate and teleport right in front of them. Don’t get the wrong idea. I’m not here for revenge. I’m just fulfilling my role: “the cow whose strength is being measured.” Any attack? Immune! Physical laws? Distorted! Conceptual attacks? Chewed over! I can’t kill you, but I can make you wish you were dead in the most “cow”-like way, even bringing about your social death. Until you fall to your knees and cry, “I was wrong! I can’t beat this cow to death!” From immortal cultivation worlds to wasteland sci-fi, from martial arts grandmasters to interstellar marshals, from Zeus, king of the gods, to the Lord God’s realm… Every overconfident “chosen one” learns what true despair means as I chew away in peace, gazing at them with my innocent cow eyes. Mind-blowing ideas, all the usual tropes turned upside down! Stop show-offs from getting their comeuppance by starting with a conceptual cow! I’m really not your unit of measurement for combat strength!