My campus beauty girlfriend vanished overnight under bizarre circumstances, and one streak of bad luck after another began hounding me.
I stepped in to save someone, only to be falsely accused and hit with a hefty shakedown;
A medical report confirmed I had a terminal illness, with barely any time left to live;
I found some money on the road, only to be sent flying by a car moments later, and the driver was a top-tier star;
Overcome with despair, I jumped into a river to die, but no matter what, I just couldn't die!
After enduring one brush with death after another, I opened my eyes once more to find the whole world transformed beyond recognition.
I had become a living corpse, unable to live and unable to die.
