[Hilarious Misunderstandings + Anti-Hustle Culture + Wild Imagination and Comedy + Effortlessly Invincible + Others' Wild Assumptions]
After transmigrating into the cultivation world, Lin Xian discovers that the eight outer disciples share three beds, work for no pay, and have to pay for anything they break!
To get a private room with free meals and lodging, he sets his sights on the black dungeon and starts slacking off on his missions with reckless abandon.
The result... is that the whole sect goes wild with their own interpretations!
He naps by the roadside, and fallen leaves automatically gather into a formation.
The disciples are horrified: “He can resonate with the heavens and earth even in his sleep!”
Lin Xian: I was just afraid of breaking the broom and having to pay three points.
He half-heartedly copies out his punishment and casually draws a three-legged turtle.
The formation elder treasures it like a priceless artifact, suddenly comprehends the Dao, and triggers a tribulation to ascend to the Deity Transformation Realm!
Lin Xian is stunned: Go ahead and undergo your tribulation, but don't break the pen I borrowed!
He sneezes and shatters the senior disciple's life-bound sword.
He stuffs the greaseproof paper from a steamed bun into his ears and ignores the Demon Venerable's oppressive aura.
Years later, Lin Xian, forced to become the Immortal Emperor of the myriad realms, looks down at the billions of beings kneeling before him and sighs:
“I really only wanted to trick my way into a private room in the black dungeon. Would you believe me?”
