A battered green-plated rideshare car honked outside the municipal police compound.
The moment the doors opened, three hardened robbers scrambled out and threw themselves into the arms of the SWAT officers, weeping. "Arrest us! Put us in handcuffs! There's a ghost in that car!"
Wang Hao leaned out from the driver's seat.
"Captain Li, that's the fare. Three newly delivered robbers, with a 50,000 yuan bounty. Also, could I get reimbursed for the 30 yuan ride?"
After losing his job, Wang Hao started driving for Didi and bound the [Outlaw Baiting System].
Whenever he drove, the most vicious wanted criminal within five kilometers was guaranteed to end up in his car through some ridiculous coincidence!
For the sake of road safety, Wang Hao spent all his bounty money modifying his rideshare car:
[Unbreakable Locks]: Once the doors close, they're welded shut. No escape!
[Truth-Telling AC]: One blast of cold air, and the robbers break down and confess!
[Upright Navigation]: No matter what address you enter, the destination is always the police station!
A few months later, the head of the criminal investigation squad was at his wit's end. "Good grief, you deliver three times a day. The whole province doesn't have enough banners to give you!"
The city's underworld even laid down a strict rule: "Never get into a green-plated car with an 8 at the end of its license plate! It's the cyber King of Hell!"
Facing a sea of cameras, Wang Hao let out a helpless sigh.
"Let me make one thing clear: I just want to drive honestly and earn enough for a bowl of Longjiang pork trotter rice."
"But... before you arrest these wanted criminals, could you make them pay the fare first?!"
. . . . Poison!
It's okay, not too many quirks, doesn't it look like an AI writing? Abandon IQ and run to your brain for happy reading
Too AI, too many tricks
Not bad, no brainer!