Qi Yuan inherited a villa in the suburbs and unexpectedly awakened the “Myriad Dynasties Livestream Shopping System.” The short videos he watched on his phone could somehow be broadcast simultaneously on the sky screens of parallel histories!
He played a video about [Modern Agriculture], and the First Emperor’s eyes turned red. “Thousands of jin per mu? I can’t even get a bowl of river-snail rice noodles. What kind of emperor am I supposed to be?”
He played [Modern Armored Warfare Tactics], and Emperor Wu of Han wept. “If Heaven granted me a hundred thousand university students, what would the Xiongnu be to me?”
When Qi Yuan started livestreaming products, the ancestors went wild, placing orders like crazy!
“Mr. Qi, send ten of your latest drones to my Great Tang. I’m going to steamroll the Turks!”
But the ancients had no modern currency. To get their hands on the goods, the emperors started pawning things like mad.
Gold, silver, jewelry, antiques, and calligraphy were just the basics.
To get a world map and high-yield sweet potatoes, the First Emperor bundled up his beloved daughter Ying Yinman and sent her to Qi Yuan’s bedroom as collateral, all in one night.
Unwilling to fall behind, Li Shimin sent Princess Changle to learn about technology as a “cross-time customer service representative.”
To save Empress Ma, Zhu Yuanzhang simply sent over Xu Miaoyun, the most talented woman of the Ming Dynasty.
Looking at the beautiful princesses from every dynasty packed into his villa, Qi Yuan sighed. “I really am just a livestream shopping host!”
See how Qi Yuan uses technological superiority to lead the ancestors to conquer the world!
There are too many logical flaws, and a whole host of major and minor problems.