[Comedy, Dark, Multiple Female Leads, Some Brains but Not Many, More or Less Two Male Leads, Just Have Fun Reading]
“Your sect was destroyed? Your family wiped out? You're all alone? Your meridians completely shattered?”
“Great! This is just perfect! The standard overpowered hero template!”
“This is the one! I'm transmigrating into him!”
Su Le, who had been stabbed to death for cursing someone out, looked at the choices before him and confirmed without a moment's hesitation.
The good news: he'd transmigrated, and the System was the [Get Stronger by Picking Up Girls System].
The bad news: he'd only transmigrated halfway, literally. Su Le was the upper half, while the unlucky guy he'd transmigrated into was the lower half.
Even worse, the “pick up girls” half was with Su Le, while the “get stronger” half was on the guy's butt.
“Damn it! You were supposed to pick a good cultivation method for me! Why are they all leg techniques?!”
“Why do you only train your Vajra Body Protection Divine Art in one spot?!”
“What do you mean, you don't like eighteen-year-old old hags? You need electroshock therapy, you know that?!”
Su Le raged helplessly as passersby shook their heads in sympathy.
“Ever since the Rising Demon Sect was wiped out, the Saint Son's been crazy.”
“Look, look! He's fighting with his own butt again.”
It's beautiful, well-written, and each story is fully explained. It's worth following.