High Martial: I Turned On the Cheat, You Get the Side Effects

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[Side Effect System bound]

[The Host is immune to all side effects and can choose any target to suffer them instead.]

In a high-martial world, the Star Gods cast their gaze down upon the world.

Divine power surges, and countless races stand tall!

Luo Xiu is not only a martial arts prodigy among ten thousand, he's also awakened an utterly unreasonable Side Effect System!

From then on, Luo Xiu has no interest in powerful techniques or pills!

Whatever technique can cripple him, he'll practice! Whatever pill can poison him, he'll swallow!

"The Sunflower Manual? Doesn't that make you both powerful and a eunuch?"

"Heavenly Demon Disintegration Divine Art? I'll become the demon, and you can disintegrate!"

"The Soul-Burning Blood-Frenzy Art, a suicide technique only a madman would learn? I'll learn it! I absolutely have to!"

First, he drinks ten bottles of pesticide to quench his thirst, then eats a basin of Jin Kela fertilizer to fill his stomach, and finishes with radioactive waste for dessert.

"Burp!"

Luo Xiu practices demonic arts and lets out a poisonous belch.

Beside him, countless powerhouses either explode on the spot, turn into eunuchs, or shatter into piles of corpses.

Even those who survive are poisoned and unable to care for themselves.

Many years later...

Above the stars, Star Gods older than antiquity itself try to descend into the mortal world and poison all existence.

But when one sees Luo Xiu floating beside a supernova, using its radiation for a face mask, it jolts in terror, then vanishes forever!

Luo Xiu: "Have you ever wondered what the side effect of life is?"

Star God: "Wait, what?! You can use cheats all you want, big bro, but why am I the one getting banned?"