I Just Want to Be a Spoiled Noble, Your Majesty, Stop Begging Me to Become Chief Minister

Shen Yan was reborn, and this time he set himself a grand goal: to become a completely useless good-for-nothing!

Never take office. Never get caught up in the rat race. Sleep until he wakes naturally every day and live comfortably as a rich man.

It was a perfect plan, until his family and friends started wildly reading things into everything he did.

The Old Madam: "My grandson is ruining his reputation to protect the marquis's household. He bears humiliation and a heavy burden. What an unparalleled filial son!"

His martial-arts-obsessed younger brother: "The military strategies Big Brother taught me may be underhanded, but every move is deadly. Big Brother is the true god of warfare!"

The down-and-out prince: "A casual remark from Master Shen can bring peace and stability to the nation. I must take him as my teacher and make him the Grand Chancellor of Great Jing!"

Watching the prince in imperial robes and the assembled civil and military officials kneeling before him, Shen Yan threw his head back and cried:

"What have I done to deserve this? I just wanted to quietly squander my family fortune. Why do you insist on putting me on a pedestal?"