Starting at the Neighborhood Office, I Make Notorious Bandits Beg Me to Go Pro

[No Romance] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Divine Connections] [Everyday Criminal Investigations]

After joining the Heping Street Office, Su Che had planned to nurse his thermos and coast along until retirement. Unfortunately, he was born with a knack for luring criminals.

He went to mediate a turf dispute between square-dancing grannies and casually uncovered an international spy ring. He went to settle a leak dispute between upstairs and downstairs neighbors and accidentally took down a serial killer's corpse-storage site. He went to give a community legal-awareness talk, only to find three Class-A wanted criminals in the audience, listening and wiping away tears.

As more and more hardened criminals died under Su Che's "mediation," the whole internet was shaken.

The police squad captain went crazy: "I don't catch as many criminals in a year as you catch on your way home from work while buying groceries!"

An international crime syndicate cried: "Run! That living King of Hell with the banner is back in the neighborhood to spread the warmth!"

Facing the cameras swarming around him, Su Che looked utterly innocent. "Don't get the wrong idea, everyone. I'm not some suited thug. I'm just a grassroots worker earning three thousand a month, with a background that's just a tiny bit 'billion'-level impressive!"