The System Is Seriously Broken: I Cultivate in a Bizarre World

The day Lu Chen bound himself to a System, he thought he was about to take off. Then he discovered that the System was seriously messed up. 【Host’s fiancée has publicly broken off their engagement!】 Fiancée: the dean of discipline, male, 52, with a receding hairline. 【The sect tournament has begun!】 Sect tournament: a province-wide mock exam. Fail to place in the top ten in your grade, and you’ll “lose all your cultivation” on the spot. 【The Hehuan Demon Sect is nearby!】 Hehuan Demon Sect: a foot massage parlor. The System was absurd, but the rewards were real. Just as Lu Chen thought that awakening a fantasy-cultivation System in the modern city was completely useless, the campus belle opened her enormous, blood-filled mouth at him in the woods: “Your flesh smells delicious.” At last, Lu Chen encountered a strange world unlike any other…