The Prince's Little Commandery Princess Didn't Get a Spanking Again Today

[Ancient-Era Cutie + Terrible Relatives + Getting Rich After Splitting the Family + Gossiping in the Imperial Capital + Hilarious Daily Life]

Xiao Bao'er and her family are famous for being an odd bunch.

Her father is a renowned war god who slacks off at court, and her mother is a peacemaker. Bao'er inherited both their traits perfectly, becoming a little menace who climbs onto rooftops and splashes around in the water.

Her second uncle's wife scolds her: “You bring shame on the family! You have no upbringing!”

The old prince rages: “Get out of the manor! Starve to death out there for all I care, just don't come back!”

But after the family leaves with nothing and splits from the household, their lives only get better and better.

They thought they wouldn't even be able to afford food. Yet just after they left, Grandma secretly slipped them a box of banknotes. Bao'er randomly pointed to a spot in their dilapidated courtyard, and when her war-god father dug there, he unearthed a whole jar of gleaming gold nuggets!

Before long, the third branch's meals were sending out the fragrant smell of braised pork. They bought up all the vegetables at the market, and their days were even more comfortable than they had been at the manor.

The terrible relatives left behind at the manor, paying off other people's gambling debts, suffering family punishments, and eating pickled vegetables, were so furious their eyes turned green. Good heavens, how is this fair?

The Daily Life of Xiao Bao'er, Little Menace

When the terrible relatives accuse her of stealing offerings, Bao'er declares indignantly: “I didn't steal them! Our ancestors appeared in a dream and said the offerings stop tasting sweet if they sit around too long, and they were worried someone might get a stomachache. I was just taste-testing them for the ancestors!”

Her father steals her second uncle's beloved antique vase to get back the money for their meat. Bao'er cheers and applauds: “You're amazing, Daddy! Second Aunt took my meat money, so we can trade that beat-up blue vase for a big hunk of meat! It's a great deal!”

She accidentally catches a scholar and a young lady secretly pledging themselves to each other and exchanging tokens. Bao'er's eyes light up: “So boys and girls can hold hands and get snacks in return? Mom! I'm done studying. I want to hold people's hands for braised pork!”

Xiao Bao'er loves gossip and watching the drama, and gets a beating every few days.