Max-Level Morning Grump from the Start: I Bring the Great Sage's Might Down to ...

Zhang Sanfeng transmigrates to a high-martial world and wants nothing more than to be a lazy fish who eats for free and waits to die.

But he's forcibly bound to the Divine Trial System, and every night, whenever he dreams, the various gods drag him off for compulsory military training!

On Monday, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven beats him up beneath the Five Elements Mountain. On Tuesday, Nezha uses the Universe Ring to smack him around like a spinning top. On Wednesday, Erlang Shen sends his Howling Celestial Dog after him for a hundred miles...

In the real world, enemies launch a massive assault on the mountain and lay siege to the city.

Wearing pajamas and sporting dark circles under his eyes, Zhang Sanfeng shoves open the door, brimming with the fury of someone dragged out of bed.

Looking at the swaggering villains before him, he remembers last night's beating and snaps:

"I can't even take one blow from the Great Sage Equal to Heaven in my dreams. You think I can't handle a bunch of rank-five losers like you?!"

Boom!

Divine might plumbed the abyss. A colossal ape manifestation rose from the earth and slapped countless villains into a pulp!

The whole world is stunned! Everyone wildly speculates that he must be an incarnation of a hidden true god!

Holy maidens send him secret glances, and powerful figures from every corner beg him for guidance.

Only Zhang Sanfeng looks at the sky, soon to be swallowed by night, and sheds bitter tears. "Please stop hyping me up. Tonight it's my turn to get tossed into the alchemy furnace by the Supreme Lord Laozi..."