Siheyuan: The More the Beasts Raise Hell, the Wilder My Rewards

[Period] [Wish Fulfillment] [System] [Scheming] [Snatching Opportunities] I transmigrate to a Beijing courtyard in the 1960s, and from the start, the whole courtyard of troublemakers is holding a public struggle session against me! They accuse me of stealing and threaten to send me to the security office! Silly Zhu swings his iron fist at me. Qin Huairu tearfully urges me to confess, while Third Master dishes out a hypocritical punishment. At my most desperate moment, I whip out a tape recorder: “Everyone, want to hear what Qin Huairu and Xu Damao were whispering about in the woods?” The whole courtyard is stunned! My name is Lu Xiao, and I’ve bound myself to the Divine Justice Sign-In System! The more recklessly these troublemakers behave, the crazier my sign-in rewards get! Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum and plays the victim? I sign in and get [Divine Eloquence], cursing her until she foams at the mouth! Second Master abuses his authority? I sign in and get a [Level Eight Fitter’s Certificate], crushing him with my skills until he’s so furious he has a stroke! First Master tries to guilt-trip me with morality? I sign in and get [Evidence of Scandals], tearing off his hypocritical mask and ruining his reputation! The troublemakers refuse to give up and keep causing trouble, so my rewards keep getting better and my life keeps getting sweeter! I eat steak at home, drink Moutai, and bask in the company of beautiful women. The troublemakers fight over a single steamed corn bun outside, driven mad with envy by the smell of meat from my home! Watch as the scheming protagonist takes over the courtyard, slowly stewing its troublemakers and sending them into a hell of despair!