Investiture of the Gods: Reborn as a Disciple of the Chan Sect, Struck by Lightning from the Start

I pulled an all-nighter playing the game Investiture of the Gods, then a bolt of azure lightning struck me and sent me into the real world of Investiture of the Gods. I opened my eyes as a Jade Void Palace broom-wielding immortal attendant, my whole body stiff and immobile. The Twelve Golden Immortals walked right past me, and not one of them noticed I was alive. Then Jiang Ziya came by and slipped an immortal pill into my mouth.