[One Female Lead] [Steady Cultivation] [Unhinged and Absurd] [Lighthearted]
Chen Du gets into Dongda Supernatural University because its graduates are guaranteed government jobs. But halfway through college, he receives a notice.
Teacher: “Chen Du, your grades have been wiped clean!”
“Why? Which class did I fail?”
“There was a question on the exam: If you’re tribulating at a subway station and accidentally slice up the tracks, how much compensation do you owe? How did you answer it?”
Chen Du: “I recommend grounding a lightning rod, then charging the security scanner.”
Teacher: “This was a law question. I don’t think we’ve studied electrical engineering, which is taught by the class next door…”
A few months later.
“Patriarch, are we really going to conquer humanity?”
“Of course! Humanity is weak these days, practically helpless. And I have an inside man among them. We’ll join forces and attack from within and without…”
The villain storms into Donghai Supernatural University with an army of dragons, only to find a young man filling out a form.
Chen Du: “Hold on a moment. My tribulation application still needs a stamp.”
Villain: “Who are you, daring to put on a magic show? Take my infinite fire, ”
Sigh. Looks like you need connections to get by in this world.
Chen Du sighs, then silently opens the chat group.
“Everyone, would it break the rules if the dragon clan tribulates on campus?”
“It would. And they haven’t even filed for an alchemy permit in advance.”
“Don’t rush. Step back on your own first. When I swing this sword in a moment, I can even dig the foundation for your new campus. You’d better thank me properly for that.”
Chen Du: “Damn it, how am I supposed to graduate if you people keep this up?”
