The Story Begins in the Eleventh Year of Zhenguan

"Your Majesty, I'm just a humble tavern keeper."

"Chancellor Wei, is your reputation as history's greatest heckler just a persona you made up? How come you're such a coward?"

"Sizi, you're still young. You don't understand these things!"

"Brother Zhangsun, Chang Le and I are just friends. You can doubt Chang Le, but you can't doubt my character."

"Princess Gaoyang, please behave yourself. I have hair, I'm no bald monk!"