Bound to Three Rebellious Misfits, This Goofball Takes the Journey to the West by Storm

[Ridiculous comedy + meme-worthy jokes + irresistible charm + a doting reverse-harem showdown + no male lead]

Shang Lu transmigrates as the new Chosen One, tasked with escorting Heaven's three biggest rebels on a journey to the Western Paradise.

On the first day, Nezha accidentally stabs her to death.

On the second, Yang Jian's dog bites her to death.

On the third, Sun Wukong beats her to death with his staff.

Shang Lu: “Whoever wants to make this pilgrimage can go. I'm done!”

Just as she's ready to give up and fake her death, her true identity is exposed

She's the prehistoric little fairy herb who once took a heavenly tribulation for Nezha at Chentang Pass, brought the monkey peaches for five hundred years beneath the Five Elements Mountain, and kept Yang Jian company at Guanjiangkou as he split the mountain to save his mother!

Seeing Shang Lu collapse, covered in blood, the three rebels completely lose it and turn Heaven upside down overnight!

Nezha tears off his Red Armillary Sash to use as a bandage: “Anyone who lays a finger on her will be reduced to ashes!”

With red eyes, Yang Jian lays his Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade against the Jade Emperor's neck: “This time, I'll protect her.”

Sun Wukong grips his Golden Cudgel and kicks in the gates of Mount Ling: “You dare hurt my grass? To hell with destiny!”

The monsters along the road are in tears: Weren't there supposed to be eighty-one trials? Why are these three fiends fighting over who gets to peel that girl's oranges?!