Three Kingdoms: I'm Lu Bu, Winning Without Lifting a Finger, and My Subordinates Have Lost Their Minds

Jian’an Year Three, White Gate Tower.

Lü Bu had just been tied up like a dumpling and sentenced to be hanged, “worn out” from stealing Mi Zhen away from Liu Bei.

At the brink of death, the [Strongest Hands-Off Boss System] awakened!

As long as he granted his subordinates “sub-Systems,” they would compete ferociously to outdo one another, earning Lü Bu hundredfold rewards and letting him win without lifting a finger!

Lü Bu immediately bound Gao Shun to the [Iron-Blooded Elite Army System] and deliberately gave him a foolish order: “Gao Shun! Go plunder the people and seize their money and grain!”

The utterly straight-laced Gao Shun defied him on the spot: “My soldiers protect the people; they do not harm them! All troops, listen up! Carry eighty jin and march a hundred li. We’ll cut our way through Cao Cao’s camp!”

[Ding! The Host has delegated wisely. Gao Shun has become a divine master of military training. Rewards returned to the Host: the courage of an overlord, fifty years of life, and three thousand Snow Dragon Cavalry!]

Years later.

With Diao Chan at his left and Mi Zhen in his arms on his right, Lü Bu sighed: “I really never meant to conquer the realm…”

Below him, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Cao Cao trembled as they looked upon the world-conquering, godlike Trapped Army: “That’s a load of crap! You’re clearly a master strategist, and your plans are unfathomable!”