A Convicted Wife, a Battle-God Father, and a Cute Baby Who Loots the Imperial City to Flee Famine

[Historical Romance + Adorable Child + Mind Reading + Pocket Dimension + Confiscation and Exile + Warrior God Father + Divine Healer Mother + Cutting Ties with Family + Everyone’s Favorite + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Reclaiming Everything]

Three-and-a-half-year-old Gu Zhaozhao is the beloved daughter of Gu Yuan, the God of War who guards the North, and Jiang Wan, the master of Divine Medicine Valley.

On the day their home was confiscated, she was busy devouring a whole roast chicken, her mouth slick with grease. When the Embroidered Uniform Guard stormed in, her father’s resolute face was full of murderous fury, while her mother’s cool eyes were icy as frost.

But Gu Zhaozhao wasn’t afraid, because she could hear everyone’s thoughts.

[Her father was raging inside: Damn it! I’m risking my life for the country on the front lines, while that dog emperor confiscates my home back here! When I get back, I’ll rip off his head and use it as a chamber pot!]

[Her mother was calculating: Should I use the 300,000 taels of gold I hid outside the capital, the hundred poisons from Divine Medicine Valley, or the super bomb I just developed?]

[Her grandfather was screaming inside: Quick! Cut ties with this criminal son! The Marquis of Loyalty and Valor mustn’t get dragged down with him!]

Gu Zhaozhao’s little mouth turned down, and suddenly the roast chicken didn’t taste so good.

Right in front of everyone, she flung herself around her grandfather’s leg and, in the sweetest baby voice, cried out the harshest words: “Grandpa, don’t you want us anymore? Daddy said the money you hid under the third floorboard beneath your bed was all meant to buy candy for Zhaozhao!”

At those words, Grandmother’s deadly glare turned Grandfather to stone on the spot.

Then she turned to the chief eunuch sent by the emperor. “Eunuch, my mother says your night sweats and weak legs are a chronic illness. But if you take her specially made ‘One-Step Soul-Severing Pill,’ you’ll be cured in no time. You’ll go straight to the afterlife!”

The eunuch’s face turned green with terror...