I'm Really Not in the Mafia. This Is Just Legitimate Business Warfare

Lin Yu transmigrates back to 2010 and takes over a security and labor services company on the verge of bankruptcy. Looking at his thousand-plus employees, covered in dragon and phoenix tattoos, with brutish faces that make them look like serial killers, Lin Yu is heartbroken. To avoid ending up behind bars, he lays down a strict rule: read the Criminal Law every morning, memorize the Labor Law, and be law-abiding citizens! Who knew these suit-wearing thugs would find so many creative ways to play by the rules? Going after deadbeat debtors? Hundreds of burly men sit quietly and legally in their living rooms, sipping tea and reporting fire-code violations on the side. The debtors are so scared they sell their houses overnight! Caught up in corporate warfare? Hundreds of hulking legal staff knock on doors, bow politely at a ninety-degree angle, and hand over court summons. The black PR team turns itself in on the spot! The police send their top undercover agent to gather evidence, but he breaks down: “Chief, I’ve investigated them for three years. They don’t just never evade taxes, they even make their underlings write three-thousand-word apologies for stepping on the lawn! If I don’t wrap this up soon, I’ll end up as the group’s CFO!” Years later, Lin Yu, now the richest man in the world, faces the media with an exasperated look. “Let me say this again: we really are a law-abiding Fortune 500 company. Our employees just look a little scary!”