The universe fears time, and time fears wild dog milk.
One carton of wild dog milk, and from then on your lifespan will rival the heavens.
Question: I have a long life, but I'm poor and have no chance of awakening. What should I do?
Answer: Borrow something from your little sister. Then you'll have your chance.
Question: My little sister is always willing to give her all for her big brother. What should I do?
Answer: What else can you do? She's your own sister, so spoil her.
“Sir, may I ask how you managed to amass a fortune at such a young age?”
“It's simple. The neighbors and shopkeepers at the market are all very kind to me. They put rare treasures in my pockets and lend me all sorts of useful things.”
“And what do you think of your little sister…”
“Oh, her? She's great. Listen, one time I found blood all over the kitchen, and my sister's head was on the chopping block. I was so heartbroken that I immediately booked her a full funeral package.”
“…?”
“I was just about to go collect her body when I found out she'd crawled under the cupboard, leaving only her head sticking out, pretending to be dead so she could ambush me. In the end, she stabbed me three times.”
“Ahaha… Your family certainly has a wholesome atmosphere.”
(Muttering) Are they enemies or siblings, anyway…
…
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Hao Chen.
oioioi, what should I haul away today…
[Infinite Flow + Wacky Comedy + Dungeon Games + Everyone Has a Class + Wild Imagination]
Wild dog milk, stealing from heaven, Hao Chen, deep sibling love, not a power fantasy… Of course it's a rolling log. Let the good times roll.
Brother Hao, thank you for your hard work. If you don't do it, what are we going to do? 😘
Come support Xiao Ming and don't forget the old book
I don't understand why I, an ordinary citizen, are allowed to see this. I am really broken down. I really want to cry. I am really powerless. The jade pendant my grandma gave me exploded. The talisman given to me by my grandfather spontaneously ignited. The gods I worshiped have died. The fox fairy who protected me has been married. The Bodhisattva lost his arm and survived, the gold and silverware turned black and smoked, the glutinous rice collapsed into popcorn, Guan Gong opened his eyes, the peach wood sword was used as a toothpick, the copper coin sword turned into water, Gabriel also became a fallen angel, the fox fairy who protected me was matched, and the Feng Shui gentleman I knew also had a car accident. The gods I worshiped have died, the cat lady at home had her tail cut off to survive, the Taoist priest I invited was purple, and even the Heavenly Master hid in a rice vat. There was a ghost next to me with a handful of glutinous rice and he sprinkled it on my mobile phone. 36 Taoist priests, 88 monks, and 77 gods died.
Out of nowhere
Good looking, not abstract
Good looking, not abstract
Author: If I don't write, what will you read? Fan: Yes, if he doesn't write, what are we going to read?
Brother Hao, thank you for your hard work writing the novel.