[Madman + Comedy + Urban Legends + Anomaly Containment + No Cliches + No Female Lead]
What do you do when you transmigrate into a bizarre world and, from the start, run into a beautiful teenage girl who's so strange she could scare you to death? You want to relax by listening to music, and luckily, there's a musician playing a tune with his head. But what do you do when you could croak at any moment?
Jiang Li transmigrated into a world of anomalies, and from then on, strange things kept happening. His secret got out, and anomalies started hunting him down. He chose to...
Jiang Li: What else can I do? Give up and go crazy. I'm going to die any second anyway, so every extra second I live is a win. That mysterious woman looks pretty good...
As everyone knows, people are born to make out. We work hard to earn money and stay alive so we can make out even better.
Jiang Li knows this better than anyone, so from the start, he passionately kissed the bizarre girl who could scare you to death. Why? Everyone else makes out with their beloved goddess, while I make out with a bizarre girl. That's just... you get it, right?
What do you do when you've been torn into pieces and feel like you're falling apart, with your butt flying up into the sky?
Jiang Li: No problem. Just let your lower half run back on its own, then put yourself back together.
What do you do when faced with the trolley problem?
Jiang Li: Isn't the sidewalk pretty wide? Drive down that.
Guided by the principle that if I'm crazy enough, no one can out-crazy me, and therefore no one can beat me, Jiang Li goes completely off the rails, and the anomalies all meet their end.
In this era of rampant anomalies, where everyone is overpowered and conceptual-level beings appear one after another, only madness can break the deadlock, and only enough audacity can save the world.
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