[Urban tycoon fantasy + cow powers + System + treasure appraisal livestreams + stock market + stronger with every taunt + the cow’s mouthpiece + exhilarating and angst-free + lighthearted power fantasy]
Getting mocked makes me stronger. One cow taught me how to become the richest man alive!
Li Mu, a delivery worker, is sent flying three meters by a rich heir’s car. His ex-girlfriend humiliates him in public: “You’re only good enough to raise cows.” A limping old yellow cow by the roadside speaks up: “Kid, the person who ran over my calf is going bankrupt this year.”
[Ding! Cow’s Here System activated: the more you’re mocked, the stronger you get!]
His ex-girlfriend mocks him? Mockery points +999. A treasure expert looks down on him? He scores a bargain worth three million on the spot. The whole internet mocks him, asking, “What does a cowherd know about stocks?” He makes a fortune in a month and launches the Cow’s Here Index.
From then on, Li Mu embarks on an absurd path to turning his humiliation into strength. Cow tears reveal the truth about antiques at a glance; cow breath predicts the future, giving him control of the market; cow hoofprints suppress all opposition, crushing even the gods’ dreams beneath his feet.
The rich heir comes back for revenge? Li Mu punches him into the air. An army of AI iron bulls comes bearing down? One shout of “Cow’s here!” summons countless cattle to pay homage, sending the gods fleeing.
His ex-girlfriend: “You’re nothing but a cowherd!”
Li Mu smiles honestly. “Finished laughing? My turn.”
The bull is coming, the bull market is coming