A Hundredfold Rebate for Every Loss: I Bought a Fishpond Just to Go Broke

[Urban System] [Rural Fishpond] [Fishing and Face-Slapping] [Lose Money to Get Rich] [Face-Slapping Comeback] [Funny Subversions] (Touring waterways across the country)

My ex, who drove a Porsche, tossed the necklace I’d saved up to buy right in front of everyone. In a fit of anger, I took my hard-earned 50,000 yuan back to the village and leased a ruined fishpond nobody else wanted.

Everyone else raises fish to make money. I’m the only one who opened a pond with the sole aim of losing money!

The Lose Money to Get Rich System activates at once: genuine losses are returned a hundredfold, and being mocked across the internet can stack the rebate up to a thousandfold.

I pay top dollar for sick dragonfish, and the whole village thinks I’m a crazy spendthrift. Fishing influencers band together to livestream an exposé. At a thousand-person fishing competition, all three thousand anglers come up empty-handed, and even a legendary fishing champion goes home defeated.

Nursed by geothermal heat, the dying fish mutate into rare, glowing dragonfish worth five million yuan apiece. A crowd of tycoons rushes over in the middle of the night to buy them.

But in front of a million viewers, I announce: “Fishing in the whole pond is free. I won’t charge a cent.”

The more extravagantly I waste money, the richer I get. It’s the perfect cure for a gold-digging ex and scheming investors.