[Hilarious nonsense + Everyone’s favorite + Cultivation + Zombies + Male lead with a split personality]
Jiang Xiaoshi, zombie king of the apocalypse, transmigrated as soon as she gained self-awareness.
When she opened her eyes again, she came crashing down from the sky and landed butt-first on a white-bearded immortal’s forehead, leaving him with a huge bump.
The immortal rubbed his head, but his eyes lit up. “A mutated zombie spirit root! What a promising talent! Come to my sect. There’s lots of delicious food there!”
Jiang Xiaoshi’s eyes lit up. “All I can eat?”
But she had a terrible sense of direction, turned the wrong way, and ended up at the cultivation world’s most abnormal sect, the “Strange Sect.”
Everyone there had a mutated constitution. Not one of them was normal.
She became the darling of her seven senior brothers and sisters!
The eldest senior brother was a jinx: whoever got near him had bad luck. The second senior sister was a jinx with her words: every bad thing she said came true. The third senior brother was a skeleton who could pick up his own head if it fell off... The fourth senior brother had a human head and a snake’s body, the fifth senior brother had a split personality and could be both righteous and wicked, the sixth senior sister was a poisonous Gu practitioner whose whole body was toxic, and the seventh senior brother was intersex, neither man nor woman...
Jiang Xiaoshi: “I like it here. Nobody looks human. It feels familiar!”
From then on, the Strange Sect had a new darling, their adorable junior sister.
Others cultivated by absorbing spiritual energy. She ate spirit stones, chewed poisonous herbs, and absorbed heavenly lightning.
Others struggled for their lives through tribulation. She treated lightning tribulations like a power bank and even burped afterward.
Others made contracts with divine beasts. The beasts took one look at her and ran for their lives.
The entire sect wept as they spoiled her: “Junior Sister, that’s the enemy’s Grand Ancestor, not a chicken leg!”
Jiang Xiaoshi wiped her drool. “But he really does look delicious.”
Eventually, the cultivation world finally understood: the Strange Sect was not to be trifled with, because their darling might just mistake you for food.