[Absurd] [Outrageously Unhinged Protagonist] [!? Let's Get the Hell Out of Here?!] [!? Meme After Meme?!] [Plant Shenanigans] [Horror Version] [Crossover Version]
I have a pair of Cherry Bombs!
And a Wall-nut, too!
Wow! The zombies in the audience are ecstatic!
I have two Cherry Bombs! (excited)
Oh my gosh! The plants below are going wild!
Oh! You are so brave!
You said you have two Cherry Bombs!
Wow! I get it now
But, but I'm only two years old!
I want to run away!!
Aaaaaah!!
But the commander won't let me run!
He says running away is a choice that will undermine morale!
But I don't think that's right!
Running away is obviously the best choice on the battlefield!
It keeps you alive and lets you make a clean getaway!
You can even become a bloodthirsty spectator!
Great, the war is over!
I finally survived! Goo goo gah gah!
B-but why?!
Where the heck have I ended up?
A rift in space-time! You... flew away!
Aaaaaah!
Nearby
Corporal Peashooter: "C-Commander Sunflower? Is, is he all right?"
Commander Sunflower: "Uh... he, he should still be alive..."
I'll secretly write a book review for myself 😏
It's over! It's over?! It's over!!! 🥺 (It's over again ( ◢д◣) )
It's really good, I hope the author updates soon 😏😏