The Invincible Mercenary: The Whole Internet Begs Me to Stay Out of It

Lu Ze runs a security company in the city that's on the verge of going under. His daily routine consists of drinking tea, walking his dog, and occasionally teasing Su Qingyue, the adorable, somewhat clueless streamer next door.

No one knows he's secretly bound to the Behind-the-Scenes Mastermind System, which lets him draw a god-tier reward every day.

Then one day, Su Qingyue, chasing the highest possible view count, sneaks off to livestream an outdoor adventure in a lawless area overseas.

As soon as the stream starts, she gets caught up in a gunfight between the region's most vicious forces. Tens of thousands of viewers watch live as a storm of bullets backs her into a corner.

In desperation, Su Qingyue calls Lu Ze to say what she thinks will be her last words, crying, "Lu Ze, I can't pay next month's rent..."

Lu Ze sighs on the other end. "Stay right there. I'll bring you home in five minutes."

Just as the whole internet mocks Lu Ze for bragging, ten stealth fighter jets tear across the sky, and thousands of heavily armed elite mercenaries descend like soldiers from heaven!

The haughty warlord kneels before Su Qingyue and offers her his phone with both hands.

On the video call, Lu Ze is eating watermelon in nothing but a pair of shorts. "As long as you're okay, that's what matters. Just remember to pay the rent when you get back."

The entire internet goes wild. "So much for being a lazy landlord. You call these ordinary mercenaries?"