Miss Witcher, Guess Whether I’m a Vampire

Su Yu transmigrated and became a bloodkin, the kind said to die in sunlight, fear garlic, and be repelled by holy water.

But he discovered that his constitution had mutated badly.

Sunbathing? It was good for his bones. Garlic-roasted meat? The perfect pairing.

As for the Church’s high-grade holy water, Su Yu said, “That would be perfect for brewing red tea. Just what I need to quench my thirst!”

Hoping to enjoy a modern retirement, he rented a place with a roommate near a university. As it turned out, his roommate was Lin Wanqiu, a cold, broke apprentice demon hunter who ate instant noodles for every meal.

From then on, Su Yu’s daily life took a strange turn.

When Lin Wanqiu took out a mithril dagger and frantically tried to expose him...

Su Yu calmly downed a whole bottle of purified holy water and even let out a burp.

When the Pope led an army to wipe out this dark heretic...

Su Yu sighed. Not only did he unleash a holy radiance a hundred times purer than the Pope’s, he also whipped out a two-meter-long, several-hundred-jin pure silver cross and started swinging it like a club.

Bloodkin and demon hunters all over the world were driven to despair: “Which one of us is the monster, anyway?!”