We Agreed to Cross Swords Across the Martial World, So Why Did You Kiss the World's Strongest?

[Two male leads + 1v1, older seme + ensemble cast + transmigrate into a book + youthful jianghu]

Older seme who is gentle, scheming, and chronically ill (Yu Xunhuai) × pampered young master, picky and lazy on the outside, a gloomy ghost on the inside (transmigrated soul) uke (Zhou Zehui)

[Both are completely devoted to each other, and neither has been with anyone else]

The beggar squad F7 is a complete mess.

The frail, sickly big brother.

The picky, lazy young master.

The second sister who can't tell the difference between sadism and being a masochist.

The universally despised little brat.

The little sister who doesn't understand people.

A pair of twin brothers of unknown origins.

What?! You say the frail, sickly big brother is the greatest yin-yang master in the jianghu?

What?! You say the picky, lazy young master is the greatest swordsman under heaven?

What?! You say the twisted, messed-up eldest sister is the greatest Imperial Preceptor of the current dynasty?

What?! You say the universally despised little brat... Oh, turns out he's just a little brat.

What?! You say those twins they picked up in a garbage heap are, respectively, the Crown Prince revered by the people of the dynasty and the exceptionally brilliant Prince Li?

What?! You say the little girl who doesn't understand people is the greatest assassin in the jianghu, a killer without mercy?

Stop messing around! Didn't you say they were just a bunch of stinking beggars?

Each of them kept their secret identity under wraps as they wandered off to Mount Shu to seek the Dao. Who could have guessed that everyone's secret identity would be exposed at the summit of Mount Shu? The usually lazy young master accidentally became the greatest swordsman under heaven.

The group stared at one another, then all turned to look at the little brat. Who could have guessed that even a little brat was worth three thousand taels?

Looking at the frail, sickly man before him, Zhou Zehui laughed in fury. "I thought you were just a farmer, too weak to even kill a chicken, so I didn't dare let you do too much."

Yu: I can kill a chicken, at least.