Grandmaster, Stop Throwing Things! I'll Go Down the Mountain and Slay Demons Right Now

Chen Nuo transmigrates to a high-martial world overrun by monstrous beasts, bringing the Three Purities Temple with him.

From the start, he's trapped in the mountains without food, while a Body Tempering giant bear pounds on the door. All he can do is plead with the statue:

"Celestial Venerable! Grant me some cultivation techniques! If we don't get food soon, the Daoist faith will truly die out!"

"Clack!"

A jade slip lands squarely on his head, and the Qi Refining Method is etched directly into his mind.

Unable to beat the giant bear, he crouches in the hall and wails:

"Patriarch! Grant me a magical treasure too! Otherwise, I'll make you lose face!"

"Thud!"

A peachwood sword and An Introduction to Thunder Techniques land squarely on the offering table.

The only side effect: if he gets greedy and asks for pocket money, a roof tile will land precisely on his head.