Visitors from Every Dynasty Come to My Home, and the Emperors' Scandals Can't Stay Hidden

When Ling Yuan wakes up, he finds a young woman in ancient dress and a red wedding gown lying beside him. It’s only when he learns she’s Li Lizhi, Princess Changle of the Tang Dynasty, that Ling Yuan realizes he’s awakened an Emotion Value System.

At the same time, a sky screen appears over the seventh year of the Zhenguan era.

And then...

Erlang: Why does the top of my head feel itchy?

Li Lizhi: Father’s been cheated on?!

Ling Yuan: Your younger brother Li Zhi slept with your father’s concubine. Your second brother fought for the throne and eventually forced your eldest brother into rebellion. Your eldest brother fell for a male favorite. Oh, and you have a younger sister who had an affair with a monk while married.

Erlang, watching Ling Yuan talk with his daughter through the sky screen: Ling Yuan! I’m going to ***** you!

Li Lizhi: Father’s so pitiful! How could Zhi Nu do that?

Ling Yuan: Your father almost drove Li Chengqian to his death. Oh, and your father’s concubine usurped the throne. She was eventually forced to return power, but the Tang house went through its own version of Wang Mang’s usurpation during the Han Dynasty.

Erlang: You beasts! You beasts!

When the second visitor, Xu Miaoyun, arrives from the Hongwu era...

Old Zhu: What do you mean, I wouldn’t need outsiders to help even if I died one more time?

Ling Yuan: Roll the footage.

A monk to perform the funeral rites, a Daoist priest to conduct the rituals, a painter to make the death portrait, a musician to play the suona, a carpenter to make the coffin, and someone who gave his own father four extra years of life.

Keeping it all in the family.

Old Zhu: Why is my face all warm and red? Is this what it feels like to fall in love?

Ling Yuan: You’re just in denial...

The third visitor is Ying Yinman from the Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng: Why does my back suddenly feel cold?