How an F-Ranker Like Me Became the Lord of Daxia

[Author earned seven figures in royalties over 25 years + new high-martial novel + old-school, hand-typed, no AI] [Lighthearted and witty + anime-style + not mindless wish fulfillment] Everyone awakens a talent. I was tested and found to have the most useless F-rank talent in history. The class beauty, whom I'd been dating for two and a half days, publicly dumped me. Everyone mocked me as a weakling who couldn't even beat an ordinary person. Little did they know that this F didn't mean my talent was bottom-tier. It was the malfunction code “FAULT,” because the testing device couldn't withstand my limits! Even fewer people knew that my talent skill was the [Greater Resurrection Art], which surpassed even SSS-rank! White Resurrection Coin: Revive the dead without loss, bringing them straight back to their feet! Blue Resurrection Coin: Double all attributes on the spot! Purple Resurrection Coin: Also gain the attributes of the person you revive! Pink Resurrection Coin: Also copy the other person's skills! Gold Resurrection Coin: Also resonate with their soul and summon the ancient heroes of Great Xia to possess you! I left, looking dejected. I had no idea that the alarm at Great Xia's Hero Administration had already sounded across the heavens! “Testing limits exceeded, chip burned out! Where is that genius ancestor?!” The leaders of Great Xia's Hero Administration went berserk and issued an order: “Lock down the entire city. Turn it upside down if you have to, but bring back this future ruler!” The whole city was put under lockdown, and the nation's elite warriors rushed overnight to Jing City, all just to beg me to join them! But I chose to keep a low profile and quietly grow stronger, pushing the school beauty with peerless talent into the spotlight while only revealing my healing ability. But as my strength grew, my healing effects became more and more absurd. Just as I could no longer keep up the act, extraterrestrial armies invaded, and the nations of Blue Star were no match for them. I sighed and revealed my true identity of my own accord... The next moment, all of humanity watched me beat the alien gods senseless. The whole world erupted, shouting, “The Lord of Great Xia is awesome!”