We Agreed to Be Bros, So Why Are You Using My Stinky Socks for a Ritual?

Name: We Agreed to Be Bros, So Why Are You Using My Stinky Socks for a Ritual?
Author: Uncle Niu Writes

说好做兄弟，你拿我臭袜子做法？

by Uncle Niu Writes (牛叔叔来写作)

Status: Completed
Length: 247k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 29d ago
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Synopsis

Two male leads + comedy Lu Yan, a muscular guy from the mechanical engineering department, discovers that his aloof roommate, Gu Chen, has something seriously wrong with him. Gu Chen actually vacuum-seals the sweat-soaked clothes Lu Yan wore after playing basketball and hangs them by his bed. With a perfectly straight face, he says, “This is pure yang energy. I’m borrowing it to protect my home and ward off evil.” Lu Yan: “I thought we were brothers. Why are you using my unwashed clothes in a ritual?” This is the story of a scheming occultist who spouts mystic nonsense and guards his food with extreme dedication, and a sunny, rugged guy who complains about him but indulges him without limit. Together, they use the most ridiculous feng shui formations to portray a brotherly bond so touching it moves heaven and earth, and so hilarious it leaves you in stitches!

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