Xie Qian was wearing a basketball jersey, baggy shorts, and flip-flops when he transmigrated to ancient times.
He appeared at a ball-tossing matchmaking event and caught the embroidered ball of the Yun family's young lady right there and then.
With no other choice, he improvised and claimed to be a cultivator of great ability from Mount Zhongnan.
His future father-in-law believed him. So did the people of the county.
Even the county magistrate stayed up all night writing a memorial to the imperial court about his exploits.
Only Xie Qian knew he was a fraud who couldn't even read all the characters of this era.
He'd planned to get by for seven days and then slip away, but his wife was too clever and his father-in-law too troublesome.
Xie Qian: "Honey, I'm really not an immortal."
Miss Yun: "Then what are you?"
Xie Qian was silent for three seconds. "Your husband."
His father-in-law: "Dear nephew, when will your master come to celebrate the wedding with us?"
Xie Qian: "..."
He rolled his eyes. Can't this clueless old man tell that I made it all up?
What he didn't know was that this world, where even the Three Pure Ones had yet to be born, was set ten thousand years before recorded history.
Xie Qian accidentally traveled back in time to ancient times wearing big pants, and it was at the scene of choosing a bride by throwing embroidery balls in full view of everyone. How does this make him deal with it? He was also stunned when he first came in. This was a rhythm that would kill him. In desperation, he could only use his open mouth to deceive. Fortunately, Miss Yun didn't dig into it, he got a wife for nothing! He has space and spiritual spring water. This started the ancient life of pretending to be gods and ghosts. Over time, Those people really thought he was a god, In the end he couldn't tell the difference. On one side are the days of ancient gods with beautiful ladies, on the other side are modern bachelors and social beasts. He was confused. It's you, will you return it?
The big mouth of the pig horns... Is quite cute🤦