I Told You to Teach the Sword Cultivator to Hold a Sword, So Why Are You Pinching His Face?

[Two Male Leads] [Cultivation] [Transmigrate into a Book] [Bullet Comments] [Ensemble Cast] [Both Powerful] [Silly Comedy]

Qin Shaoheng, a three-time FMVP and the number-one jungler on the server, transmigrates into a cultivation novel about a man adored by everyone as a cannon-fodder villain.

From the start, the top sword cultivator, Xie Tingyun, points his sword at Qin Shaoheng's throat. The System tells him to get on his knees and beg for his life.

Qin Shaoheng glances at the sword. "Your wrist is too stiff, and your force is off. With a grip like that, you'll get picked off from the backline as soon as you engage in a team fight."

He picks up a dead branch and smacks the sword out of Xie Tingyun's hand. The whole crowd falls silent.

The bullet comments explode: [??? He knocked the top sword cultivator's sword away with a twig?] [What the hell, this is a cannon-fodder character???]

Even more absurdly, in the middle of teaching him, Qin Shaoheng puts a hand on Xie Tingyun's face. "Lend me your face for two days. I'll take it as my tuition."

Xie Tingyun's ears turn bright red, and the bullet comments go wild: [You were supposed to teach him how to hold a sword, so why are you pinching his face?] [Something's not right!]

Later, the whole sect spreads the story that the top sword cultivator, who can't even put on his own scabbard the right way and is utterly helpless at daily life, reports to the outer disciples' dormitory every day without fail. He brings medicine, jade pendants, and even a pair of dragon horns as a token of love, all just to learn how to cook.

Qin Shaoheng: "Senior Brother, I just wanted to cling to a big shot and climb the ranks."

Xie Tingyun: "Mm. I want to carry you up the ranks."

Qin Shaoheng: "???"