A Ming-Era Banner Officer Uses Sign-In Rewards to Build Firearms and Slaughter the Eight Banners

[History] [Transmigration] [System-driven] [Lighthearted] [Rousing] [Late Ming] [Liaodong cavalry] [Sniper] [Farming] [Hilarious]

Tomato-style blurb, rousing edition

Other people transmigrate, and the System gives them an AK from the start.

I transmigrate, and the System signs me up for a feather duster.

The next day, it signs me up for a pair of pink lace panties.

"Guarding Liaodong with a Divine Pouch in the Eighth Year of Chongzhen"

Late Ming, Liaodong, Shanjiao Fort.

Lu Sui transmigrates with a sniper rifle and a foul-mouthed daily sign-in System. He starts out with six men and five battered knives, chased into a mountain cave by Later Jin cavalry.

The System gives him a feather duster, and he calls it the “Divine Feather Duster, here to sweep away bad luck.” It gives him a pair of pink panties, and Hu Meng calls them the “Divine Pouch,” insisting he wear them on his head before every battle. It gives him a massage gun, which Liu Chuang names the “Immortal's Rod.” One vibration is enough to make his face light up with joy for half the day.

They believe it. All of Shanjiao Fort believes it. Even Later Jin believes it.

The Plain Red Banner loses a thousand men, the Bordered Yellow Banner loses several hundred, and the Plain Blue Banner lays siege to the city for three months without advancing a single inch. Word arrives from Shengjing: There is a demon at Wuyi Mountain who commands heavenly thunder and white light. Put a pair of underpants on your head, and swords and spears can't hurt you.

The Chongzhen Emperor asks Wang Cheng'en, “What sort of man is Lu Sui, exactly?” Wang Cheng'en replies, “A disciple of the Jade Emperor.”

The Chongzhen Emperor believes it. Guang Shiheng believes it too. All the officials at court believe it.

Lu Sui now has five hundred flintlock rifles, five thousand grenades, a special forces squad, a black banner bearing the character “Lu,” and a group of soldiers convinced that he can summon heavenly thunder.