After transmigrating to the cultivation world, where everyone toiled away in pursuit of the Dao, Ye Fan was the only one who wanted to lie flat and slack off.
Born into a collateral branch with a useless spiritual root, he expected to be sent to work in a mine and live out a quiet life. Instead, he accidentally bonded with a System that rewarded him for lying flat.
Cultivating in his sleep, gaining power while daydreaming, getting stronger by slacking off: his cultivation speed was a hundred times greater than everyone else's!
The System specialized in reverse cheats: the less the Host wanted to move, the more godlike the rewards!
He just wanted to sleep in, and woke up having broken through to Foundation Establishment. He just wanted to avoid a fight, and his passive aura subdued Nascent Soul cultivators. He just wanted to fish in peace, and casually slapped an ancient demon to death.
Ye Fan only wanted to laze around and wait for death, yet he was forced to become a legend, fighting his way from mortal sects through the Immortal and Divine Realms, then returning to the city and dominating the multiverse.
The aloof senior sister, the sweet junior sister, the demon princess, the fairy from the Immortal Realm, and the iron-blooded war goddess all fell for him and stayed by his side.
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Ye Fan spread his hands helplessly. "I told you, I really wasn't trying to show off. The System made me do it!"