A Human-Skin Spirit Wants My Blessing? Take This Slap!

[Metaphysics + Strong Female Lead + No CP + Golden Finger + System + Commander of Beasts + Wacky Yokai Appearances~]

Bian Yutao was born with a deadly fate and was taken to the mountains to cultivate from a young age. At twenty-five, with her death fast approaching, she has to go down the mountain and accumulate enough merit to trade for a longer life. Otherwise, she’ll drop dead on the spot and head to the underworld to hang out with her friends and family.

On her first night down the mountain, she stumbles into an absurd scene.

A night-shift doctor encounters a ghostly wall in the middle of the night and passionately begs her, a living person, to identify his true form.

At her wit’s end, Bian Yutao responds with a scene for the ages: a crisp, resounding slap.

From then on, word spreads like wildfire through Ning City’s supernatural circles: this beautiful, quick-handed, straight-talking master of the mystic arts hates evil and specializes in dealing with every kind of demon, monster, and brainless human!

Her stingy neighbor, who accidentally bought a haunted house, is a real piece of work; a chatty tiger demon is determined to keep his zoo job; a gibbon throws its poop around while treasure hunting; and a green bamboo snake clings to her just to help solve a case!

Harass a doctor? Here’s a pair of rose-gold handcuffs!

Abuse a child? You can keep company with rats and get slapped by a monkey every day!

Murder a child? Enjoy a full-body wasp-sting package, plus life imprisonment!

Release animals recklessly? Then the snakes you set free can come back to thank you!

After more than twenty years of boiled vegetables and her mother’s lovingly prepared culinary disasters, Bian Yutao had come to believe all food in the world tasted the same and nothing was especially good.

Then she tasted a normal meal for the first time and was blown away. Her passion for food awakened!

And so begins her journey of catching ghosts to earn merit and extend her life, eating her way around the world, and using her golden finger to punish evildoers!