Slow Transmigration: Guarding the Funeral Home from the Start, Beheading People at the Next Stop

[No romance, slow transmigration, comedy, lighthearted, healing. The heroine is timid but adorable, chatty, careful with her life, afraid of ghosts, loves to slack off, and just wants to eat her meals in peace.] This isn't a wish-fulfillment novel, and each story is fairly long. This book will run to a million words. Yu Xiaolian transmigrates into the body of an old woman who guards a funeral home. She vows to earn her keep honestly and do a good job watching over the dead. Random treasure chests appear, but her golden finger is useless and bizarre. A "Lotus-Dust-Cleansing Bellyband" that cleans itself, an ice spirit root that forcibly makes ice, a giant beast experience card, expired beauty pills... In an era when talking nonsense about the supernatural is forbidden, even the right words can get you in trouble. After finally making it through one lifetime, she opens her eyes on an execution ground. In her right hand is a ten-pound "Ghost-Head Saber," in her left a bowl of high-proof liquor. Beside her is a condemned criminal, bound with his arms behind his back, waiting for her to act as a human spray bottle, disinfect the blade, and chop off his head... "System, help! I've never even killed a chicken in my whole life, " A legally sanctioned killer, a female executioner whose marriage can be avoided with official approval, and an expert in eighteen forms of execution. She stays up every night, learning on the job and putting it straight into practice. Third life. She opens her eyes at the airport. Someone is waiting for her at Bangkok Airport. The last message on her phone is an apology from her best friend, saying something came up at the last minute and she'd missed the flight, and telling her to enjoy her trip... Meanwhile, her best friend gets a notification: "Congratulations, 3 million deposited." First: [The Old Woman Guarding the Funeral Home] Female ✓ Second: [The Female Executioner] Female ~ In progress Third: [The Influencer Sold to Northern Myanmar by Her Best Friend] Female Fourth: [Shang Dynasty: A Concubine Sacrificed in an Ancient Tomb] Female Fifth: [The Green-Haired Delinquent] Male Sixth: [Chen Ergou, the Night-Soil Collector] Male Seventh: [The Son Tricked by His Own Mother into an Adult Internet Addiction Clinic] Male