Two Guys? If You Can Make Me Gay, I'll Call You Dad

The “Space-Time Administration”’s Cannon Fodder Department sounds respectable, but in reality, it just fills in the gaps, sending people wherever they’re short-staffed. “Ding! Successfully transferred to the high-risk division for worlds with two male leads. Beep, initiating plane transfer...” “Wait...” “Sis Ting, did you press the wrong button?” “It’s a new year, a fresh start. I saw the festive red and...” “You really can’t keep your hands off things!” Her vision blurred. She found herself beside the Sect Leader’s seat at the head of the hall. “Zixiao, this child has been an ill-fated loner since birth. Everyone around him has died, even the dog in his arms. Take him as your disciple, will you?” “Take him in so he can curse me to death?” Zhongli Qiting shook her head vigorously in refusal. No, no! She was already fated to be a lone star herself. If she took on a disciple who was a walking calamity too, she was afraid she wouldn’t be able to handle it. Note: Slow-paced transmigration, the journey of a straight-as-steel woman through different worlds, no romance, comedy, alternating worlds with secondary souls (male missions) and the main soul (female missions).