How Can a Spoiled Rich Kid Know How to Do Everything?

Alternate History + Lighthearted Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Transmigration + No System

Liu Wan transmigrates into the body of the Great Qian dynasty’s most notorious wastrel heir. He plans to spend his life living in luxury and lying flat.

Cockfighting, walking dogs, drinking wine, listening to music, and waiting to die: that’s the ultimate romantic dream of a transmigrator.

Alas, things don’t go as planned.

At the royal poetry gathering, everyone waits for him to embarrass himself. “Brother Liu could compose poems at six. Surely you’re even better now?”

Liu Wan can only shake his head. He casually recites a verse from “Hard Is the Road,” then half of “Calming the Waves,” and the entire hall falls silent.

Grain prices skyrocket, the aristocratic clans hoard supplies, and the court is at a loss. The emperor declares, “Whoever can bring grain prices under control may ask me for one favor.”

Liu Wan pulls off a single move and leaves the aristocratic clans across the court dumbfounded.

An envoy from an enemy state arrives to provoke them. “Great Qian must truly have no talent left. You can’t even come up with a matching couplet.”

Liu Wan rises with a cold laugh. One line of his retort leaves the envoy red-faced and the entire court cheering.

Poetry, mathematics, statecraft, science... How does this wastrel, famous throughout the land, know how to do everything?

Years later, Liu Wan looks at his beautiful wife beside him, the mountains of silver piled in his manor, and the officials lined up in the hall waiting to see him. He can only sigh helplessly:

“I really just wanted to be a wastrel.”