Naruto: My Love Story Is Definitely Problematic

[Female-oriented Hokage fanfic + all pairings + everyone’s favorite + non-canon alternate timeline] - ˵>ㅿ<˵ Oh my, oh my! I’ve been waiting for you! - - This is a world where you cannot survive alone. - - Before entering, be sure to remember these rules of love ˶>ᗜ<˶ - No. 1: You can’t pet clingy good dogs. You have to train naughty cats that bite. Those who neither cling nor bite are dangerous. No. 2: Absolutely, positively, never form a bond with any genius. You’ll end up a lonely little kitten TㅿT. No. 3: Don’t hate your husbands and lovers. They’re just poor souls tangled up in strings, with no choice of their own. No. 4: Big brother is an idiot. Big brother loves you. That’s all. And that’s all it can ever be. No. 5: Misfortune loves eating kind and adorable children. It’s a really annoying pest. You have to try super hard to catch it ﹥^﹤. No. 6: If you don’t want new sorrows and mistakes to happen, just stop all of “time” in a moment of happiness. - Heehee. Is it sad? Have you found happiness? - - Do you want a world filled with nothing but “love”? ^ｖ^ - - Then come and become the beloved “Creator” sama~ You’ll be responsible for making everyone happy, so you can’t be happy yourself. -