A Little One and Her Rabbit Dad Flee Famine: Breaking with Family and Getting Rich

[No romance, matriarchal beast world + zany madness + adorable dialect-speaking child + fleeing famine and farming + imperial examinations in a beast world]

Four-year-old little terror Bai Huohuo transmigrates, but instead of becoming a powerhouse in a matriarchal world, she becomes a tiny rabbit girl tossed into a snake pit while fleeing famine.

Lying beside her is her father, a pure-hearted rabbit who is so devastatingly handsome that he is being forced into marriage.

The snake-clan’s tyrannical queen drools as she pressures him in flawless Cantonese: “Handsome, be good and come back to my cave for our wedding night!”

Bai Huohuo goes berserk on the spot, smashing the chastity arch with a brick and snapping back in a thick Northeastern accent: “Hey, gorgeous, you look like a lightning rod! And you want to prey on my dad, this tender young sprout? Believe me, I’ll tie your tail into a Chinese knot!”

Even more absurdly, all the beastfolk here speak in dialects:

The tiger-clan’s battle god, speaking in a Northeastern accent, fiercely defends her: “Who dares lay a hand on my goddaughter? I’ll beat the crap out of them!”

The fox-spirit, a male homewrecker, competes for favor in Sichuanese: “Sure thing! Today I’m gonna be her stepmom!”

Bai Huohuo cuts ties in a fit of madness while leading her father on the road to escape the famine.

She casually plants a field, takes the imperial examination and comes first. All the great powers of the beast world end up begging her to spare them some grain.

Bai Huohuo: Don’t fall for me, it won’t go anywhere. I just want to find my frail rabbit dad a good husband!