On My Wedding Day, I Castrated My Mother-in-Law's Lover

[Cultivation in the Imperial Court + Lighthearted Comedy + Mistaken Reverence + Multiple Heroines + Subverted Tropes + No System]

Shen Jinghan transmigrates into the Great Qian Immortal Dynasty as a live-in son-in-law. On his wedding day, his mother-in-law, the Grand Princess, has her male lover block the door, declaring that he’ll take the groom’s place in the bridal chamber!

He plans to slack off and let him have his way, but slips on a fruit peel. The rusty kitchen knife he’s holding to cut wedding cakes flies through the air and castrates the lover on the spot!

The Grand Princess storms over with Golden Core experts. Seeing Shen Jinghan’s calm expression (he’s actually frozen with fear), she grows more and more alarmed. This young man isn’t even fazed by the pressure of Golden Core cultivators. He must have a Tribulation Transcendence old monster protecting him from the shadows!

The unruly young lady, Ji Liuli, sees the blood on the ground and, blushing, throws herself into his arms. “Husband, you were willing to fall out with my mother for my sake. I’ll be yours for the rest of my life!”

Shen Jinghan is dumbfounded. I really just slipped! Why does the whole court think I’m a reclusive demon lord, and why are all these stunning beauties lining up to flock to my side?