[Modern Romance, Wild Premise + Transmigrate into a Book + Golden Finger + System + Best Friends + Taking Down Scumbags + Powerful Secret Identities + Hilarious Subversions]
My best friend and I transmigrated into an old-fashioned novel about chasing your wife after she’s gone.
The System glitched and went offline as soon as it bonded with us.
Before leaving, it gave us only two golden fingers:
“Unlimited stamina” and “a body of steel.”
The System had meant for us to survive being abused physically and emotionally by the domineering CEO later on, while working three jobs a day without dropping dead.
But we had no idea!
We thought the System had given us a starter pack for launching a business!
So we used our energy to make money nonstop, staying awake all twenty-four hours a day.
With our bulletproof bodies, we also survived eighteen assassination attempts by business rivals.
Three years later, the System finally got back online.
It checked the records and immediately broke down:
“Host! Why did you acquire the male lead’s company?!”
The System urgently issued a mission: “Follow the plot immediately! Let the domineering CEO torment you!”
I looked at the domineering CEO kneeling on the floor, polishing my shoes, and fell into deep thought.
My best friend waved her hand. “It’s just a wife-chasing-after-the-divorce plot, right? Leave it to me!”
The next day, the trending searches exploded:
“Shocking! Trillionaire heiress spends billions to force a bankrupt CEO into marriage, but he’d rather die than give in!”
The System: I told you to chase your wife after the divorce, not to send the CEO to the crematorium!